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Rockin’ Girl Bloggers & One Million Mia Tags!

July 19, 2007 · 21 Comments

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Wah this Amah also can be considered rockin’ girl blogger meh? GIRL wor??? But this cute lil girl was so kind and nice to consider me lor…thanks & muaks! Me soooo gammmm dunnnngggg…(touched).

So, why did this leng lui think I rock leh? Maybe bcos I dare to say that I poot poot in public lor! Or maybe bcos I dare to molest sayang even the patungs (wax figures)?? Or maybe bcos I eat a lot and shop a lot and scold a lot…ok ok scold doesn’t rock but when I scold you sure ROCK! Muahahahahhaha…

Anyway, I am supposed to elect the next 5 gals whom I think they rock….wah a very difficult task indeed cos all my friends sure rock la…cos I ROCK ma! (thick skin nya…). So, if I didn’t include you, doesn’t mean you don’t rock but I need to allow the others a chance to choose you ma…

I shall pass the award to…*eh hem…drum roll pleeeeeasseee….*

Madame Helen cos she simply rocks la…

My right & left hand & legs, of course Angie la..Oscar mia mummy..wei where are u? Update your blog la….toilet no need to wash everyday one…and one day don’t do laundry can or not??? kakakakkak….

Of course cannot exclude this Woman cos each time I read her blog, she makes me laugh till I rock my chair!

Nomadic Mom cos I know she rocks in eh hemm…u know where la! Yeeeeee Haaaaaa!

This young n hip mummy cos she likes shopping & travelling as much as I do!

Actually hor…got a lot more but I need to do the other tag so mai stop here lor..

One Million Mia Tag

This woman tag me and thinks I wanna use the 1 million to buy my LV bags…of course la! Abuden???

But then again, got to be more specific la, what currency but since not stated I guess we use local currency lor…

What am I going to do if I have RM1 million…but then again…(so many but then, you wanna do this tag or not???!!!) is it a prize money or money which I earned with my sweat n blood one??? Different one leh..

So what am I going to do with RM1 million prize money??

Book a tour to Korea and see can molest meet any Korean leng chai actors or not

Book a trip to Paris and go buy my LV, Prada, Gucci etc etc bags & shoes and of course bring the kids along to Paris Disneyland at the same time la…

Bribe/threaten Try to persuade my neighbour to sell me her house so I have more space to store my clothes, bags & shoes..

So after the above do you still think I have any left ah? I don’t think so!!

DREAM ON LA!

Now I’m curious how the following people will spend their One million..

Angeleyes

Julian

Jazzmint

Mom to Chumsy

Shern’s Mom 

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Instructions :

**Start Copy**

Proposition: If you Have $1,000,000.00…………………………………

Requirements: continue above sentences

Tag Mode: 5 blogger
1st - You leave their blog and post link and add to the list below.
2nd - Let the blogger you want to tag know they been tagged by comment in their blog or etc.

What They Do With Their $1 Million
1. SYH will spend for Family.
2. Miche will give to the needy.
3. Montessorimum will keepsake
4. Chin Nee will Spend on Everything
5. Sasha will spend a little here and there and keep some too!
6. Laundryamah will spend a lot and not keep any!

Categories: Humour · Meme · Myself · Tag

Porn in Saloons (Salons) now??

November 7, 2006 · 17 Comments

I was driving around the area near my kid’s paediatrician clinic and something caught my eye. I couldn’t believe my eyes so I actually stopped the car and had a good look and of course couldn’t resist taking a picture la! Waraoeh! No other names meh..or..or…or..could it be that it’s like as you have your hair done you will be entertained……eeeeeeeeeekkkkkksss
Surprise for the Day

Tomorrow I will be flying off to Milan and supposed to arrive 9 November 2006 but my dear assistant booked my room from 10 November onwards. YIKES! Thank goodness for ready hotels that we can book online! Ok, hopefully I chose an ok hotel that will not like make me walk like one mad woman.

Categories: Humour

Men Likes to be in Control

September 19, 2006 · 5 Comments

Following the post from NyonyaPenang I was reminded about this conversation I had with a friend (M) from church. This friend volunteers as a musician while my hubby (H) volunteers as a Sunday School Teacher. We were just talking about how difficult it is to recruit new volunteers for both musicians and teachers.

Me - Look at the sunday school teachers la, year in year out same people but the number of children increasing all the time

H - Eh hem..

Me - H has to be teaching every alternate week due to the shortage

M - Same here

Me - Ya I noticed that too..pity you guys man

M - But then, did you notice that there is an over flowing of volunteers for traffic control?

Me - Huh? Oh ya hor..Ya man, this job is more difficult leh, have to come early and stand in the hot sun summore..

M - Ah…do you know why there are so many volunteers, and they are only men summore?

Me - Why ah??

M - That’s because men generally likes to be in control, and this is one of the jobs that allow them to be in full control

Me - ? ? (very interested sitted on the edge of the seat)

M - Maybe they didn’t have chance to command control in either their work place or at home, but here as traffic controller can control wor..(pheeettttttttttttt…pheeeeeeeeeettttttttttt -blowing whistle action with sound effect and waving his hands like a traffic police + a very stern look)

Me & H - wuahahahahahahaha….ya man! So true!!

pssst..M is also a guy leh..

So, this is some sort of a way for release for the guy, so as for the guy mentioned in NyonyaPenang’s post, it’s the same situation la!

Categories: Humour

First Photo Editing Task

August 10, 2006 · 5 Comments

Ayo this has become more and more exciting and challenging for one laundry ah soh cos now I’ve ventured into photo editing! Here’s my first result. Some of you may know oledi, as I work in the same office as Oscar’s mommy and here is a picture of our desks. We are actually sitting facing each other. This is the normal 365 days look of our desks…yes la..very messy and our other colleague always say this, “So many things until cannot see the wood on the desk lor..”

Categories: Humour

Kids humour

August 10, 2006 · 1 Comment

After reading the latest post from Mom of Two Angels I thought of sharing this forwarded mail which shows the better part of kids. Very cute…

Categories: Humour