I had 2 shocking things that happened today, once in the morning and once in the afternoon during lunch….
I was just lazing around the couch watching tv and Kieran was next to me..I suddenly realised he has his hand inside his pants…
Me-Take out your hand! What are you doing?
Kieran immediately took out his hand and smiled at me sheepishly…
Me-Do NOT play with your kkc (boy’s private part) ah! It’s so dirty! Afterwards the zhong zhong (worm) will grow there ah!
K-How can the worm grow there wor?
Me-(realised it was a stupid statement but I can’t take it back..) You play somemore la…see if the zhong zhong will grow or not? Your hands are so dirty each time u touch u pass some germs there! yerrrrrr
K-What’s wrong with that? I always play with my kkc….
Me-I said no ah! You better stop doing that!
This happened during lunch, while we were slurpping away the extra smooth kuey teow (Rice noodles) at Soo Kee (this is Kieran’s favourite place as he eats a lot!) Kieran suddenly came to my side and whispered this into my ear…
K-Mom..u know ah..when I like a girl, my kkc will become BIG BIG one..
Me-(OMG!!) What?!?!? Who told you that??
Kieran again smiled sheepishly again, u know the ngek ngek ngek style one? the yum yum sup sup smile? If still don’t get it, can ask Unker Cocka cos he smiles liddat too!)
Me- TELL ME! WHO TOLD YOU THAT? WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS NONSENSE??? (really it’s facts of life but to a 7 year old kid…it’s like too early right????)
He continued eating and didn’t bother to answer me..will get Apah to handle this cos I’m really like at wits end..I have no idea how to handle this! BLECHHHHHHHHHHHH!